I’m a spluttering, hacking, eye-streaming snot goblin. Or snot gobbler. Either. Both.
I really, really, really want my mum to drive me around in the car until I fall asleep.
And Tom Yum Gai.
And Ferris Bueller. Or the Pride and Prejudice boxset. The BBC one. With Jennifer Ehle. I love her.
Ooh also, I want a rotating conveyor belt of people to come and put their hands on my forehead.
I’m going to get all of the bedding in my house and lie on my couch for the rest of the day.
This post is just tweets strung together. Twitter must have been created by the perpetually germ-ridden.